Pippa Inu
Every chain gets one dog
Ethereum had Doge's children. Solana had its zoo. Base had a frog. Then a brand new chain opened with nobody in it.
July 2026 โ a new country opens its borders
Robinhood Chain goes live. Within a fortnight it is doing hundreds of millions a day in trading, almost all of it meme coins. A whole new place, filling up fast โ and not one dog to call its own.
14 September 2026 โ Pippa turns up
Green, bow slightly crooked, extremely pleased with herself. Launched on Pons with 0% tax, and the launch pool's liquidity locked automatically by Pons โ the part of the bowl nobody can walk off with.
Right now โ 38 people and counting
Small. Properly small. Everyone here found it before it was anywhere: no listings, no influencers, no chart to point at. Each one takes a Pack Number in the order they arrived, and #7 can only ever belong to the seventh person. That part can't be bought later at any price.
Next โ whatever the pack makes of it
Nobody can tell you where this goes, and anyone who does is lying to you. What is true: being early to the dog of a brand new chain has happened before, and the people it happened to still talk about it.
So why would anyone buy a picture of a dog?
Because that is the whole joke, and the joke is the point. Nobody buys a meme coin for the cash flows โ there aren't any. People buy a seat at a table, a number on a wall, and a group chat worth being in at 2am. Sometimes the market agrees and that seat becomes valuable. Often it doesn't.
So treat it like a ticket, not a pension. Spend what you'd happily spend on a night out, take your number, post your memes, and see what the pack builds. If it goes to nothing you had a laugh. That is the honest version, and it is the only one worth telling.